Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show by what road it will pass to destruction, to wit: by consolidation of power first, and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
Thomas Jefferson
There is a sickness running through the American body politic today and nowhere is it more apparent than in depths of the fetid dung pit of Tom Delay’s House of Representatives. There is a wonderful article on just how vile a den of iniquity that that ‘the people’s house ‘ has become in the current edition of Rolling Stone: Four Amendments & A Funeral .
In an intesting bit of synchronicity, DeLay’s porcine front man, House Speaker Dennis Hastert’s ‘alleged’ corruption is also brought up in another recently released story in a national magazine, this month’s edition of Vanity Fair, a fairly lurid celebrity mag with the saving grace of regular decent political articles. According to the V.F. story, Fat Denny has a hell of a taste for turkey (that is Turkish graft) which is brought up in a pretty long piece about fired FBI translator and key 9-11 figure Sibel Edmonds, a women who is currently under government gag order regarding potentially volcanic incriminating testimony gleaned from intelligence records that would be hugely embarrassing to certain members of the GOP. Allegations that could prove beforehand knowledge of not only an imminent terrorist atack but also shed a light on a well established network of global corruption that could provide a glimpse of just how deep that the rabbit hole goes regarding the lucrative foreign relationships that certain influential public figures are involved in.
These two stories only offer a little peek behind the curtain of the cash and carry politburo operation of DeLay Inc, a golden corral where the swine-herd is allowed to gorge itself from the trough of corporate largess. Tom DeLay is amongst the most despicable figures that this country has ever seen and his rise to prominence in a position where the blatant abuse of power is commonplace is anathema to democracy. Toxic Tom’s home district in Sugarland, TX is likely very proud that their longtime congressman is so able to represent their ‘family values’ in a manner that would otherwise be a pox upon any decent, god fearing, moral community not located in the chicken fried rapture obsessed republic of Texas. DeLay is likely the most evil, morally degenerate, bitterly driven and stagnantly repugnant piece of toxic excrement that has that has ever propelled itself through a thoroughly rancid American political system like a toxic turd through a sewer pipe. The little tinhorn tyrant is currently embattled on several fronts, from a stacked and rigged ‘ethics’ committee that is too terrified that any serious pressure on DeLay would cause the whole house of cards to come tumbling down, a rare bi-partisan effort, the whores on the other side of the aisle afraid that their own transgressions and villianously rotten pimping of influence be exposed as well (D.C. doesn’t have enough paddy wagons to haul the House away nearly en masse) and shining a much needed light on the entire nest of cockroaches who have redistricted and bribed themselves into permanent seats at the table where democracy is sold to the highest bidder.
In addition to the potential ethics violations there is also a possible criminal indictment for DeLay coming up from the Lone Star State where unbelievably there is actually a law against accepting corporate graft and potentially yet to be revealed complicity in a John McCain led senate investigation into Indian Casino influence peddling, a probe that is targeting top DeLay crony and uber lobbyist Jack Abramoff, the ultimate beltway bagman. Abramoff incidentally was indicted on Friday for his role in a very ugly little scam involving fraudulent wire transfers in the acquisition of Sun Cruz Casinos, a Florida gambling boat business whose prior owner Gus Boulis, who still retained a piece of the business and was not exactly enamoured with his new partners was mysteriously gunned down in a gangland style hit straight out of Goodfellas while driving home from a meeting one day and as of this afternoon there is word that Abramoff is going to be questioned in the slaying. In short, Abramoff could be going down hard and may be forced to cut a deal with the feds. The problem for DeLay Inc. is that Jackie Boy could implicate not only the Texan king rat but also all of his cohorts in the Houses, yes that was plural….Abramoff was able to bribe his way into White House itself for meetings with the Bushies through old buddy Grover Norquist, the slimy little tax cheat advocate of a prick intent on killing Social Security and “shrinking government to the size where it could be drowned in a bathtub”, all are tied to good ole Turd Blossom himself who is also subject of a criminal indictment. This could get real ugly especially when the rats realize that they are trapped and begin chewing on each other to escape so what does DeLay do? He scrambles for cover behind that old rugged cross that the extreme right is so adept at using to adorn their blatant power grabs with. He was the celebrity superstar of Justice Sunday II, the Super Bowl of fringe inhabiting knuckle dragging lunatics intent on gaining the keys to the asylum from which they can escape and descend upon America in a biblical plague so fearful that not even Moses himself would have dared to risk damnation by unleashing it upon the pharoah. Locusts, fire rains, bloody water and even the darkness of the cloud that claimed the firstborn of the ruling society were nothing in comparision to loosing the vipers of the radical Christo-fascists upon the instutitions of America.
There is quite simply nothing like the sensation of the razor sharp tongs of the devil’s pitchfork in the form of the imminent danger of a looming criminal indictment poking at one’s hind quarters to bring about a miraculous conversion to the tent preacher sermons of damnation of one’s youth, disregarded as crackpot rantings at the time and chucked our with the rest of the childish toys once boys became men. It is always at the time of the utmost peril that those who have spent their entire lives acting as pimps, scoundrels, thieves, liars, cheats, adulterers, sexual deviates and outright parasites choose to seek sanctuary through being born again by the baptism in the holy waters of righteous forgiveness…Halla-fucking-looya! Of course, if there is in fact a just and almighty God, death bed conversions would be scrutinized with the same sort of meticulousness that modern day American mass electronics retailers cull their customer lists for habitual offenders of loss leader bulk purchasers seeking to turn a quick buck on E Bay. As the saying goes, religion is the last refuge of a scoundrel….and combined with patriotism it a product that has overwhelming appeal to the legions of suckers who comprise the mailing lists for the criminal organizations that filth the likes of DeLay are able to reap their illicit gains from.
Don’t forget, when the heat began to come down earlier this year, DeLay had no problem latching onto the Terri Schiavo family tragedy like the bloodsucking little leach that he is in order to deflect attention from embarassing revalations about his influence pimping and for awhile became the champion and darling of the radical right theocrats, he even issued the following fatwa against the non-believers, pagans and secular liberals at a whacko rally:
“They stopped churches from getting into politics … Lyndon Johnson … passed a law that said you couldn’t get in politics or you’re going to lose your tax-exempt status … It forces Christians back into the church. That’s what’s going on in America … That’s not what Christ asked us to do.”
While I certainly am not an ordained minister, I can pretty much assure you that Christ did not ask hypocrites and moneychangers to use his name in order to pontificate to the hypocritical masses of the ignorant slugs, losers, dry drunks, pederasts, racists, perverts, freaks, mentally ill, professional victims and white knuckle former drug addicts who make up the majority of the base of the extreme religious right and Republican party. As a matter of fact, Jesus would likely have planted a sandal clad footed, running drop kick squarely into the buttocks of Delay and his investment bankers and lobbyist cronies in order to send them sailing out of the temple and into the gutters where they belong. Sweet Jesus! This sanctimonious sack of hell bound snakeshit actually makes his reactionary anti-American predecessor Newt Gingrich look like a patriotic saint by comparison, no wonder that Hillary has been seen chumming with him lately.
Cynics would say that the very presence of a ‘man’ such as Delay contradicts the very existence of the vengeful and almighty God whose name that he seeks to conjure up as a shield against his own overwhelmingly unredeeming descent into the lowest pits of banal and vile behavior, Dante would have had to create an entire sublevel of Hell for the sole purpose of serving as DeLay’s personal dungeon. This man has NO morals and if the wrathful god that he so often evokes in order to rouse the rabble were to be as vengeful as advertised the thunderclouds would have long ago parted and delivered the flaming bolt of lightning from the heavens that would have turned this slimy piece of garbage into a smouldering stench of an oil slick long ago.
Now that the Abramoff connection looks to become a serious problem, the greasy little Ratzo Rizzo lookalike is circling the wagons and instilling a jihadist spirit to the theocratic movement’s Justice Sunday II national television audience, waving his arms and spewing anti-American spittle along with other Christo-fascist luminaries and assorted false prophets the likes of the power crazed James Dobson, the eternally bitter fascist zealot Robert Bork, the foaming at the mouth turncoat and peckerwood icon Zell ‘Spitballs’ Miller, former Nixon aide and convicted criminal Charles ‘Tex’ Colson (whose rape in prison while serving time for his role in Watergate is very likely forefront in DeLay’s diseased mind), Family Research Council head Tony ‘Psycho’ Perkins, radical Catholic cleric, William Donahue, the American representative for Herr Ratzinger’s drive to reintroduce the good ole days of the Inquisition and longtime reactionary favorite grande damme Phyllis Schlafly whose simmering resentment over her own son’s proclivity for swallowing the pork sword has transformed her from simply an addle-brained bitch into a screeching harpie with a bad hairdo, a cross between Ellen Burstyn’s pathetic diet drug addicted mother of Requiem For A Dream and a modern Joan of Arc.
DeLay is great at using religion to whip the masses into a fury in order to generate a smoke screen to obscure his corruption and megalomania, he descended upon the poor, wasted body of Terri Schiavo like the buzzard that he is, hypocritically preaching the evils of the state not intervening to save the life of the brain dead woman even if he himself presided over the decision to rip the plug out of his own daddy’s life support equipment after a tragic accident left the senior DeLay on a respirator. No matter how often that these thugs hide behind the cross, no matter how tightly wrap themselves in the flag and invoke patriotism as justification for their anti-American tactics, at the end of the day all of these scumbags have reaped their ill gotten gains and sated their powerlust by being on the top of Jack Abramoff’s speed dial list. Let us hope that it is a list that is now in posession of U.S. prosecutors who will eventually work their way up to a position where they are able to neutralize the criminal hydra that holds American democracy in it’s evil grip by eventually lopping off the heads.
It’s time to hit the flush button: November 2006!